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 taversity.net/sessionPop.cfm?confid=143&proposalid=12476\nBabies. They
  sleep, eat, cry, poop, and do cute stuff. Then they grow into children who
  destroy everything you have and complain a lot. They somehow require all t
 he money you have but will eventually grow up and leave you alone to watch 
 TV without distractions.\nBut what happens with … twins? Do they req
 uire twice the work or money? More? Less? Is it better to have a built-in p
 laymate, or does it simply amplify the constant noise and cause everyone to
  be angry all the time? As data professionals, we decided if anybody is goi
 ng to bother investigating the quantitative dynamics of such a scenario, it
  is probably going to need to be us.\nGrab a cocktail and join us for the a
 ppropriate amount of time exploring the strange world of raising twins, Ent
 erprise Data-style!\nKey questions answered:\n\n
 Do preschools give bulk discounts?\n
 Diapers. Can economies-of-scale be achieved?\n
 Is ignoring all but the loudest and softest cries an optimal strategy?\n
 Can “cute” alone generate a positive return-on-investment?\n\n
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SUMMARY:A Data-Driven Approach to Raising Twins
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